Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Hello? Is this thing on?

What I say: No
What they hear: Ask me again in 20 seconds

What I say: Don't slam the door!
What they hear: Slam the door as hard as you can, please!

What I say: Time for bed!
What they hear: Time to pull out 137 toys!

What I say: Please put your napkin in the trash and your plate in the sink.
What they hear: Please leave everything right where it is so I can get it later.

What I say: Don't touch each other again.
What they hear: How fast can you hit each other when I turn back around?

What I say: Eat your dinner.
What they hear: Feed your dinner to the dog.

What I say: Listen to me.
What they hear: Ignore me.