What I say: No
What they hear: Ask me again in 20 seconds
What I say: Don't slam the door!
What they hear: Slam the door as hard as you can, please!
What I say: Time for bed!
What they hear: Time to pull out 137 toys!
What I say: Please put your napkin in the trash and your plate in the sink.
What they hear: Please leave everything right where it is so I can get it later.
What I say: Don't touch each other again.
What they hear: How fast can you hit each other when I turn back around?
What I say: Eat your dinner.
What they hear: Feed your dinner to the dog.
What I say: Listen to me.
What they hear: Ignore me.
2 comments:
I completely understand! It's nice to know that I'm not alone and that maybe my kids are "normal."
lolololol I know I won't be laughing soon, but for now, lol. :)
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